Here's to the marking of one trip around the sun for a special human baby child, whom is so cute that she triggers, in me, a very irrational desire to eat her. Maybe that is why I have such a strong instinct to protect her from all manner of dangers, both real and imagined. It is remarkable how being a parent comes with an incredible ability to create, exaggerate, and replay the most horrible, improbable, and convoluted scenarios for harm to befall the little ones in your care. It's enough to make you want to hide in a corner if you let it, or you can dive in an teach them the skills necessary to navigate life's adventures while avoiding harm. In either case I'm excited to see this adventure through with my spawnlings. Here's to you Bean! Now eat your cake and enjoy your youth, damn-it!
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